What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 07:53

Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
What isइस संसार में पहले भागवान आया की इंसान?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
How often do you watch the news on TV?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why is my elder sister so mean?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?